PRE-LAUNCH SALE Ends on August 30, 2026

Learn How to Confidently Buy your

First Home without being

Eaten by the Sharks

Don't Be The Minnow!

How to Buy Your First House Without

Being Eaten By The Sharks!

Don't Be The Minnow!

Teaches you the home-buying process and eliminates the fear of hidden traps or bad deals.

Or being eaten by the sharks!

PRE-LAUNCH SALE! 

Join before August 30, 2026 to get:


-- 50% Discount

Early access to this and all future homeowner courses.

-- Our private group where you can ask and answer questions in private, and more!

Pre-Launch buyers also get lifetime access to everything!

Just $48 Pre-Launch.

(After Launch, Full Price

goes up to $296)

Offer Expires on August 30, 2026.

5-Star Rating

The training breaks everything easy to follow process.

5-Star Rating

This course can change your life, you'll understand more than any novis homebuyer

5-Star Rating

Stop being that dumpster fire of emotions trying to buy your first home.

Let's Face It...

You Get One Chance To

Be A First-Time Homebuyer

And one simple mistake could cost you Thousands of dollars.

But you already know that, and it's not that you're not smart.

You simply don't know the traps yet, and what shark tactics to look out for.

That's why you're here.

Don't let that happen to you!

Problem #1

You started online, and now you're more confused than ever!!

Not fully understanding the steps of the homebuying process is keeping you up at night.

Problem #2

Every time you turn around, someone is using a term you don't understand!

Not understanding the

real estate

"Jargon" will lead to traps that cost you money.

Problem #3

You've heard so many horror stories from friends and family about things going wrong.

Not knowing who to trust and how to pick the best team to help you along the way.

Introducing

Don't Be The Minnow

Solution #1

Learn the steps of the homebuying process. From your dream of buying your first home, to getting the keys in hand with a home you can afford.

Solution #2

Understand real estate jargon and when and where it matters in the buying process. You'll be able to make quick decisions as they become part of the process. Putting an end to your second quessing.

Solution #3

Become clear and confident that you understand the players and their roles in helping you get the perfect home.

You'll pick the agents and lenders that truly have your back as you buy your first home.

Plus So Much More!

Scroll down to see everything you get lifetime access to...

Learn How To:

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What you'll Get in this

Pre-Launch Course:

7 Modules +

Worksheets and Checklists

  • Introduction:

    Welcome to the Shark Tank (of Real Estate).

  •  Are You Ready to be Homeowners?

    An honest look at your family needs.

  • The Financial Picture of Home Ownership.

    Before the budgets and down payments. Learn the basic equations that will set your family up for long-term success as a homeowner.

  • Mastering the Metrics.

    Understanding your specific numbers and what work is needed for the best Pre-Approval.

  • Building Your Team

    Learn the players who will help guide you through the process: Agents, Lenders, Inspectors, and more.

  • Starting Your Home Search

    Finding "your family home" is a process. You can't rely on your agent to do the heavy lifting.

  • Making the Offer and Negotiating:

    There's no cookie-cutter process for buying a home. Learning the basics will help you move confidently forward with your team.

  • Inspections and Approvals

  • Understanding the inspector's role, and what you can do to keep moving forward or tap the brakes.

  • What to expect with Closing

    Reviewing everything and getting it in writing. Then complete the purchase and get the keys.

  • The course will be built around your specific needs as an early adopter. This is something that folks will not get to experience with the finished course! 

  • Early Adopter Bonuses: The Making the move Bonus Pack

    Take the stress and drama out of moving with helpful worksheets and proven timelines. Make your move safe and streamlined for your entire family.

The Pre-launch course will be available in 2 modules per week

over a 4 week period.

The course and every module, worksheet, and checklist will be in the

"Learning" section of our private community.

There you'll be able to interact privately with me and the community.

No sketchy Facebook open community!

Just other like-minded families working to improve their families' lives through homeownership.

The Guy Who Got Tired Of Watching People Get Eaten by the Sharks!

I’m not a real estate agent trying to sell you a house.

I’m not a lender trying to sell you a loan.

For the past 16 years, I've worked in the home improvement business.

I've talked to hundreds of first-time homeowners who got taken advantage of by the process.

Somewhere in there, I got tired of watching smart, careful people walk into the biggest purchase of their life completely unarmed — and get taken advantage of by people whose paycheck depended on them saying yes.

So I built the course I wish someone had handed me before my first deal. No sales pitch. No referral kickback. Just the process, the jargon, and the traps — laid out straight, the way a teacher would explain it, not the way a salesperson would spin it.

You get one shot at being a first-time buyer.

I built this so you don’t have to figure it out the hard way.

Limited Time

Pre-Launch Bonuses

Amazing Bonuses

  • Private Community: Help build a private community where you can ask and answer questions about being exposed to the online haters. Never feeling embarrassed or ridiculed or wasting time with the trolls.

  • Customized Course: The course will be built around your specific needs as an early adopter. This is something that folks will not get to experience with the finished course! 

  • Early Adopter Bonuses: The Making the move Bonus Pack

    Take the stress and drama out of moving with helpful worksheets and proven timelines. Make your move safe and streamlined for your entire family.

Course Feature

Who Is This Course For?

  • You want to learn how to buy your

    First Family Home

  • You value understaning where the traps are that could cost you later.

  • People who have a burning desire to own their own home.

What Categories Do We Focus On?

  • Understand the best home for your current family circumstances

  • Understanding the process, so you're never in the dark.

  • Learn the "Jargon" so your prepared for the difficult conversations that require a quick answer.

  • ​Learn how to pick the right agents and lenders.

  • ​Building your confidence in making strong decisions.

  • ​Being part of a private community that can help and support you.

  • ​And so much more!

Who Is This Course NOT For?

  • Your aren't willing to take instructions and prefer to figure things out on your own with trial and error.

  • You do not want to understand when you're being pushed into something that will cost you dearly later.

  • You're already a real estate expert and know everything.

Frequently Asked Questions

What skill level is this program for?

This course and private community is designed for anyone who has a burning desire to be a homeowner.

There's nothing more complicated about it than that.

How long do I have access to the program & when does it start?

PRE-Launch Starts Now. You will have unlimited access to the course. (this is not a subscription)

Stay with us as long as you want.

What bonuses do you offer when I buy today?

With this is pre-launch you will have access and input to this and all other courses in this series as they come online.

PLUS Early Bird Discounts of 50% on each of them.

Pending titles include:

-Profitable Home Remodeling

-The Live-in-Flip

-Profitable Home Seller

Can't I learn all of this on Youtube?

Absolutely.

But people tell me it's like trying to take a small drink from a fire hose.

Doesn't my agnet/lender offer free homebuyer training?

Some do.

But ask yourself this: "who’s teaching it and what they’re selling you at the end of it."

A “free” class from a lender is built to get you approved for their loan. A “free” class from an agent is built to get you to sign with them.

Neither one is wrong to do that — it’s their job. But it also means the class is built around their goal, not yours.

This course isn’t selling you an agent, a lender, or a referral. It’s teaching you how to evaluate all three, so you pick the right ones — not just the ones who got in front of you first.

I’ve already started looking at houses / already talked to a lender. Is it too late for this course?

No — and honestly, if you’re already mid-process, this is when it matters most. You’ll move through the modules fast, apply what you learn to conversations you’re already having, and catch things in real time instead of learning them after the fact. The only bad time to take this is after you’ve already closed.

Why are you making this course?

My Story:

When I was a young man, I bought my first house.

I made every mistake that you could possibly imagine.

I picked the wrong real estate agent. In fact, he was the seller's agent as well, and I didn’t even know why that mattered. I didn’t even negotiate with the seller becuase I was so excited to get into a home of my own.

Turns out I paid too much for the house.

I had my own lawyer look over the transaction - but it turns out he and my agent were business “friends,” and he just penciled whipped the agreements.

I didn’t get an inspection - because my agent said my lender wasn’t requiring one and I’d save money.

Turns out the house had a pack-rat infestation in the attached garage. They chewed all my belongings the second night after I moved in.

When it started to rain, I discovered the leaky roof.

Within two years, I was giving my house back to the lender to avoid looming foreclosure.

I was crushed financially and emotionally.

The bottom line is :

“I didn’t know what I didn’t know)

For the past 16 years I've worked in the home improvement industry.

I’ve worked with every kind of homeowner.

From first-time homebuyer like you to:

Flippers, Landloards, Air B and B’er, Realtors,

and Lenders who ended up with homes from foreclosures.

I’ve had hundreds of conversations with first-time home buyers about what went wrong during the home buying and home selling process. And what went right.

Each conversation reminded me of my failed attempt to buy my first home.

I still cringe when a new homeowner recounts something that went wrong that could have been avoided.

Especially when it turns out to cost them thousands of dollars, sometimes money they don’t have in their budget to spend.

So, I decided to put my hard-earned knowledge to good use and create this course.

So other families, who want to build wealth for their families and communities, don't have to be taken advantage of just because they

"Didn't know What the Didn't Know"

Our Famous Guarantee

Is there a guarantee?

Absolutely! Don't Be The Minnow! has a 7-Day Satisfaction Guarantee.

If you are not completely SATISFIED and ENLIGHTENED by the Don't Be The Minnow! Program,

then contact us within 7 Days for a full refund, no questions asked!

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DISCLAIMER: The sales figures stated on this landing page and discussed in the  Don't Be The Minnow! are our personal sales figures and in some cases the sales figures of previous or existing clients. Please understand these results are not typical. We’re not implying you’ll duplicate them (or do anything for that matter). The average person who buys “how to” information gets little to no results. We’re using these references for example purposes only. Your results will vary and depend on many factors including but not limited to your background, experience, and work ethic. All business entails risk as well as massive and consistent effort and action. If you’re not willing to accept that, please DO NOT PURCHASE The Don't Be The Minnow! Program.